Combustible Celluloid


New movie reviews, DVD reviews, interviews, and all things film.

movies

50% Off DVD Sale at BarnesandNoble.com! Shop Now.

 
Home | Archive | About | Blog | Lists | Links | E-mail me | Sign up for my weekly newsletter! |  
 



Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
Safe House ***
The Vow **1/2
The Innkeepers ***1/2
The Woman in Black ***
The Grey ***
Man on a Ledge ***
Underworld Awakening **
Fullmetal Alchemist: The Sacred Star of Milos ***
Haywire ***
Beauty and the Beast ****
Contraband ***
The Divide *
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy ****
The Devil Inside **
The Iron Lady **
A Separation ***
Pariah ***1/2
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close ***
The Darkest Hour **
More
 



Anonymous
Essential Killing
Lady and the Tramp
La Jetée
Sans Soleil
Story of a Love Affair
3
A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
2011: The Year's Best DVDs and Blu-Rays
More
 

Film Features

2011: The Year's Best Films
Year's Best DVDs and Blu-Rays
San Francisco Film Critics Circle Awards
Interview: Steve McQueen and Michael Fassbender
Interview: Simon Curtis
Interview: Werner Herzog
Interview: John Cho
Interview: Roland Emmerich
Interview: Stephen Bishop on Moneyball
Interview: Nick Swardson
Interview: Lynn Hershman Leeson
Interview: Lone Scherfig
Interview: Jesse Eisenberg & Aziz Ansari
Interview: Wayne Wang
Interview: Andre Ovredal on 'Trollhunter'
Interview: Ewan McGregor & Mike Mills
Interview: Kelly Reichardt (Examiner link)
The 54th San Francisco International Film Festival - 2011 Coverage
Interview: Emma Roberts
Rainn Wilson & James Gunn (Examiner link)
Interview: Tom McCarthy
Interview: Abigail Breslin (Examiner link)
2010: The Year's Best Films
2010: The Year's Best DVDs & Blu-Rays
Interview: Sofia Coppola
Interview: George A. Romero
The Decade's Ten Best Films: 2000-2009
My Top 100 Films [Updated]
My Top 60 Directors [Updated]
Christmas Movies
Essential Halloween & Horror Movies
Cult Movies
Actress Interview Gallery
More Features and Interviews
 

Film Books

Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas, by Alonso Duralde
Not Quite a Memoir: Of Films, Books, the World, by Judy Stone
James Agee: The Library of America Collection, by James Agee
Just Making Movies, by Ronald L. Davis
More Books
 



Home
Reviews A-C
Reviews D-F
Reviews G-J
Reviews K-M
Reviews N-Q
Reviews R-T
Reviews U-Z
 

The online film magazine Combustible Celluloid offers new movie reviews, DVD reviews, film reviews, actor interviews, actress interviews, director interviews, film books and all things cinema related for the thoughtful and passionate. Online for ten years! Over 3000 reviews!

 
SEARCH MOVIES / CELEB

Advanced Search

 
 
© 1997-2012 Combustible Celluloid



Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)

Rating: 2 Stars (out of 4)

Killer Slave

By Jeffrey M. Anderson

Buy Underworld: Rise of the Lycans on DVD

Quite frankly, Kate Beckinsale in a leather body suit was the best thing about this series and now that she's gone, there's not much left. This third installment is a prequel about the origins of the conflict between the werewolves (a.k.a. "the lycans") and the vampires. In the beginning, lycans are just savages. One day, a new kind of lycan is born, one that can revert back to human form. The vampire "king" Viktor (Bill Nighy) spares his life, and raises him to be Lucian (Michael Sheen). As a slave, Lucian is forced to wear a spiky collar that will instantly kill him if he changes. The king's daughter, Sonja (Rhona Mitra), is a badass who goes out on patrols and fights off invading lycans, though she still needs rescuing all the time. She and Lucian are having a secret affair that they keep secret from the lycan-hating Viktor (we see a ridiculous, practically subliminal "love" scene). Directed by Patrick Tatopoulos (who takes over for Len Wiseman), the film tends to forget that these are supernatural creatures (it's not scary at all), and it quickly turns into a pretty standard-issue "revolt of the slaves" action picture (with very poor action scenes). Any film that uses the term "lycans" instead of "werewolves" is already way too serious, but at least this time Nighy occasionally gets to chew on some scenery. The aforementioned Ms. Beckinsale appears in a cameo, but it could just be an outtake from one of the first two films. [See also Underworld and Underworld: Evolution.]

Also available on Blu-Ray.

With: Michael Sheen, Bill Nighy, Rhona Mitra, Steven Mackintosh, Kevin Grevioux, David Ashton, Geraldine Brophy, Leighton Cardno, Alexander Carroll, Elizabeth Hawthorne, Jason Hood, Mark Mitchinson, Tania Nolan, Craig Parker, Timothy Raby, Larry Rew, Peter Tait, Olivia Taylforth, Jared Turner
Written by: Danny McBride, Dirk Blackman, Howard McCain, based on a story by Len Wiseman, Robert Orr, Danny McBride
Directed by: Patrick Tatopoulos
MPAA Rating: R for bloody violence and some sexuality
Running Time: 93 minutes
Date: January 23, 2009

Home
New Movies
New DVDs & Blu-Ray
Features
News
Search Reviews
Classic Movies
Film Books
Gallery
Links
About
Contact
All scribblings © 1997-2012 Combustible Celluloid